I stepped outside I was surprised to see that it wasn't raining for once. Like any sane person would do in the same situation, I went to the internet with my predicament.

After filtering through 11 pages of pornography, I came across a website that was populated with conspiracy theorists.

Apparantly, there is this "season" that happens for one week every year, in which it stops raining and the sun comes out (I haven't actually seen the sun yet but I like to think it has a happy face). Experts call it "Suh-mer".
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Further items of business:
Daran Norris has an extremely sexy voice.
Challenger 2: This time it's personal.
I just saw the usual suspects for the first time-I FREAKING KNEW IT!
My Birthday is a coming at the end of this month. DON'T FORGET LIKE EVERY YEAR OR I'LL CRY AND YOU WON'T GET ANY CAKE.
An associate of mine managed to turn Mario Cart into a drinking game...
General Veers' first name is Maximillian.
This man's eyes will absorb your soul.
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Cockney rhyming slang of the month:
Ruby Murray-Curry
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Also, Damian Lewis.