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I stepped outside I was surprised to see that it wasn't raining for once. Like any sane person would do in the same situation, I went to the internet with my predicament.

After filtering through 11 pages of pornography, I came across a website that was populated with conspiracy theorists.

Apparantly, there is this "season" that happens for one week every year, in which it stops raining and the sun comes out (I haven't actually seen the sun yet but I like to think it has a happy face). Experts call it "Suh-mer".
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Further items of business:
Daran Norris has an extremely sexy voice.
Challenger 2: This time it's personal.
I just saw the usual suspects for the first time-I FREAKING KNEW IT!
My Birthday is a coming at the end of this month. DON'T FORGET LIKE EVERY YEAR OR I'LL CRY AND YOU WON'T GET ANY CAKE.
An associate of mine managed to turn Mario Cart into a drinking game...
General Veers' first name is Maximillian.
This man's eyes will absorb your soul.
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Cockney rhyming slang of the month:
Ruby Murray-Curry
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Also, Damian Lewis.

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27 Comments

Aug. 6, 2009 | 9:43 AM kamelona says:

Jesus Christ you're ugly

Aug. 6, 2009 | 12:30 PM simple-but-sandy responds:

I know.

Aug. 6, 2009 | 11:37 AM popolynn says:

HOLY SHIT GINGER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aug. 6, 2009 | 12:34 PM simple-but-sandy responds:

He's still way more awesome than you and me combined.

Aug. 12, 2009 | 12:52 PM TacoFreak says:

eww ginger

Aug. 13, 2009 | 5:55 PM andhination says:

mmm ginger

Aug. 14, 2009 | 12:24 PM simple-but-sandy responds:

Gingernut=Best biscuit ever.
Besides Rich Tea and HobNobs.
Also caramel digestives...

I'll get back to you on this one.

Aug. 16, 2009 | 10:00 AM Jon-86 says:

Explain the steps involved in the mario kart drinking game, because we recently got mario kart!

Aug. 16, 2009 | 10:28 AM simple-but-sandy responds:

There were four human players, and whoever came last out of them had to take a shot.
However, when people weren't getting tanked enough the rules were changed so that anyone who came in position 6-11 had to take a shot, and 12 had to take double shots.

Not my idea BTW

Aug. 21, 2009 | 12:10 PM andhination says:

Better Mario Kart drinking game :
Every time somebody is overtaken, everyone takes a shot.

Aug. 21, 2009 | 12:18 PM simple-but-sandy responds:

I've been surrounded by drunkards who are approaching blood alcohol concentrations of >9000% before.

It isn't a pretty sight.

Updated: Aug. 21, 2009, 12:25 PM

Aug. 21, 2009 | 5:14 PM Jon-86 says:

Thats quite a good way to do it with Mario Kart kudos to whoever thought of that!

The only drinking game I played was with a pack of cards. Each person in the group takes a card, the person with the highest number has to drink what their holding at the time for as many seconds as the card says. So if you get a 9 you drink for 9 seconds. Then the next round starts. And you keep going.

Its a guaranteed laugh if their is 4 or more of you their!

Aug. 22, 2009 | 12:26 PM simple-but-sandy responds:

To be fair the person who came up with the idea was already partially tanked.
Maybe the best ideas come to us when our mind is floating in alcohol based effluent...

Updated: Aug. 22, 2009, 12:31 PM

Aug. 22, 2009 | 1:36 PM Jackho says:

I understand.......

Aug. 23, 2009 | 12:06 PM simple-but-sandy responds:

NO YOU DON'T

Aug. 26, 2009 | 6:52 AM Ejit says:

I feel bad about never commenting on your news posts.

But they're just not interesting.

Aug. 26, 2009 | 8:00 AM simple-but-sandy responds:

I make them as uninteresting as possible.
Because my life lacks excitement :(

Aug. 28, 2009 | 6:07 PM Twilight says:

-------This is an automatic message--------
If you receive this, Twilight is pissed at you for encouraging Gagsy's sicko tentadildo usage.

Aug. 29, 2009 | 5:25 AM simple-but-sandy responds:

I didn't encourage it.
Why would you even propose such an idea?

Aug. 29, 2009 | 4:16 PM Sidorio says:

Dude, there's some ginger fag on your news post.

Aug. 29, 2009 | 4:17 PM simple-but-sandy responds:

Ginger-Yes
Fag-ohnononono.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 3:19 PM andhination says:

Damian Lewis looks like a science teacher in my school.
He doesn't teach me.

Sep. 8, 2009 | 3:27 PM simple-but-sandy responds:

Poor you...

Sep. 8, 2009 | 4:34 PM andhination says:

I think you mean poor him.

Sep. 20, 2009 | 3:48 PM Jackho says:

Ní maith liom an gruaig dearg D:

Sep. 21, 2009 | 7:36 AM simple-but-sandy responds:

Earf ee a t' ish.

Sep. 21, 2009 | 3:34 PM Wraith2000 says:

There's that fucking word again.

Sane.

I'll tl;dr you if you don't watch your fingers.

Sep. 21, 2009 | 3:35 PM Ejit says:

idc

how's university going?

i find it impressive you're doing chemistry at durham, i had you down as an idiot.

Sep. 21, 2009 | 3:41 PM simple-but-sandy responds:

Not there yet lol.
Also I'm probably going to drop out within a day or two... :(

Also, out of curiosity, what made me seem like an idiot?

Updated: Sep. 21, 2009, 3:45 PM

Sep. 21, 2009 | 6:05 PM Ejit says:

sjoke bro

when are you leaving? And why would you drop out?

Sep. 22, 2009 | 7:10 AM simple-but-sandy responds:

4th of Oct.

ALSO I'LL DROP OUT BECAUSE I'M A COMPLETE RETARD.

Sep. 23, 2009 | 3:53 PM andhination says:

Don't drop out.
YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO LIVE FOR D:<

Sep. 24, 2009 | 12:39 PM simple-but-sandy responds:

Don't worry about me Andy, I've got it all figured out.
I will become the next Barry Scott.

Sep. 23, 2009 | 8:55 PM danicos says:

Obey the calling of my penis
fear teh PENIS!

Sep. 24, 2009 | 12:40 PM simple-but-sandy responds:

I'm not afraid of things that are smaller than a tictac.
Unless they're maggots.
FUCK MAGGOTS.

Sep. 26, 2009 | 4:31 PM Westies says:

Did your dad forget to pull out and cum in your ass? I stuck both my fists up a baby's asshole and tore its heart out. I'll stomp you fucking negro.

Sep. 27, 2009 | 7:29 AM simple-but-sandy responds:

Glad to see I'm still popular.

Sep. 26, 2009 | 4:32 PM Westies says:

Aye boyo, i jizz on ginger's neck for a living. I work overtime and the graveyard shift. Snakey wakey with a freckled cock is my main pleasure though.

Sep. 27, 2009 | 7:29 AM simple-but-sandy responds:

My name is simple-but-sandy, and I'm an alcoholic.

Oct. 6, 2009 | 6:58 AM Ejit says:

How's unviersity going NOW then?

Oct. 6, 2009 | 11:40 AM simple-but-sandy responds:

Plugged in, booted up, logged on, online, offline, downloading, "Error", waited in a queue for 45 mins and a freindly man got my internets working.

So, all in all life is good except for the fact that I'm confused about EVERYHING.

Oct. 7, 2009 | 3:03 PM Ejit says:

How are your housemates?

Oct. 8, 2009 | 2:46 AM simple-but-sandy responds:

They're all fine. I don't know if any of them are newgrounders, then again I don't know if any of them are not NGers (it's a question that gets me arrested).

I know my neighbour isn't because he saw my background and didn't comment on it.

Updated: Oct. 8, 2009, 9:27 AM

Oct. 17, 2009 | 3:08 PM andhination says:

Why does fucking everyone know my name? D:

Oct. 18, 2009 | 11:22 AM simple-but-sandy responds:

I KNOW YOUR NAME.
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.